Just who is this Lucy Vegas? Well, very little is really known about the humble beginnings of Lucy Vegas. Her mysterious upbringing is said to have started in the little town of Luckstonia, somewhere in Eastern Europe where ancient games of chance originated.
Growing up, Lucy always knew she was destined for great things. While attending the town’s secular all-girls school, “Our Lady of Perpetual High Rollers,” Lucy mastered such teachings as “The Perfect Martini,” “How To Pick The Best Buffet,” and “The Advanced Limousine Passenger.”
Later, Lucy attended the auspicious Gaming VIP University, where she perfected 15 languages, breezed through “Showgirls 101,” and learned to juggle six bottles of Krystal while making the best margaritas one could ever experience (all with her dainty feet) and while reciting the rules of craps. She also excelled in “Honors Roulette” and “Master’s Black Jack.”
After graduation, Lucy set out to “find” herself, and headed straight to the United States. After traveling across the country, Lucy found herself in a small town called “Las Vegas.” Her heart pounded as she discovered the first casinos and envisioned what her new life could be like.
From then on, nothing could hold Lucy back. She was driven…and, as many would attest, unstoppable. As she consulted with the top hotel and casino owners, she spent night and day trying new restaurants, shopping, gambling, and attending every show in SinCity. But something deep inside her was missing.
Then one dark and stormy night, a comet (aptly named “Blackus Jackius”) passed over the beloved Sin City where it gathered up all its magic, sparkle, and downright sensuality, and crashed right through Lucy’s penthouse suite and straight into her heart.
She survived, but something had changed…Now the essence ofLas Vegas ran through her veins. She was ageless, timeless and omnipotent to all things regarding Las Vegas. Facts about the best of Las Vegas raced through her head. Then she realized her destiny. SHE HAD TO SHARE THIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD….
Lucy is a great lover of all animals but was having a hard time finding a perfect companion for her fast paced and highly social lifestyle. One day, while sipping dirty martinis at “Rain” in the Palms, Lucy happened upon a mad scientist named Dr. Animus Von Staten who, after several cocktails, revealed that he was developing a breed of animals that were both cat and dog, or “cog.” Lucy knew a hybrid of cats and dogs would be the most amazing invention of all time and begged Van Staten to breed one for her. The result: her beautiful pet Martini who is Lucy’s constant companion. Martini has developed a palate for the finer things in life. He can sniff out the best cuisine in the finest restaurants. And if it isn’t up to his standards? Well, it’s just pet food then. Click here to see Martini's Website